Honorable Mention Joke
Submitted by Collette,
Men are
like...
1. Men are like . Laxatives...They irritate
the crap out of you.
2. Men are like ...Bananas ...The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like. Weather... Nothing can be
done to change them.
4. Men are like. Blenders... You need one,
but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like.Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth,
&they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like. Commercials... You can't believe
all they say.
7. Men are like ...Department Stores... Their clothes
are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ..Government Bonds... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like. Mascara... They usually
run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like. Popcorn... They satisfy
you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like. Snowstorms... You never know
when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or
how long it will last.
12. Men are like ...Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ..Parking Spots... All the good
ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
